Lies!!!

[Trillian]

Him: "Wow the kitchen looks amazing! SO clean! Did you find any escaped bugs after all that?"
Me: "No! Keeping them in the basement is clearly doing the trick! It's so nice to have dubias and have none escape, unlike those damned crickets."

The reptiles, they make me tell lies... I can't be the only one... (Small Dubia colony behind the toaster).

 

[laurie]

I have never told David a lie. Not even when I am getting more chams because my sister wants them and I have to make sure they are healthy.

 

[Trillian]

You are really wise Laurie, you can't tell whether or not a chameleon is healthy unless you've cared for them for a few years.

 

[chamguy]

Him: "Wow the kitchen looks amazing! SO clean! Did you find any escaped bugs after all that?"
Me: "No! Keeping them in the basement is clearly doing the trick! It's so nice to have dubias and have none escape, unlike those damned crickets."

The reptiles, they make me tell lies... I can't be the only one... (Small Dubia colony behind the toaster).

I've done so with my mother as she would freak if she knew I was bringing roaches into the house.

 

[ZPavDesign]

Haha my wife hates bugs period, especially superworms.. I have to hide them from her

 

[DanSB]

"Whats in the bag?"
"Oh some giant isopods I picked up"
"Let me see?"
"Uhh"
"Those are cockroaches you #$$; if any get loose you're dead"

Not to be sexist but telling a lie to a wife is pretty much useless, if they don't call you on it they just don't care, but they know! Now telling a lie to a husband is generally a sure thing, we're so gullible.

 

[ataraxia]

LMAo, this is funnies! You are all bad spouses! BAD BAD BAD!

 

[bluewuta]

My most used one is " Oh no, those have been here for quite a while. you have seen them before, remember?" lol