Knock knock

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I need a knock knock joke for my fiancé, it has to do with electricity.
I know this has nothing to do with chameleons but I know there are plenty clever people on here that can help.
She needs it for her third grade class.
Thanks guys
 
So much pun

Sorry not knock-knock jokes but...

Q. Why do fluorescent lights hum?
A. Because they can't remember the words.

Q: Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?
A: Because he couldn't resistor!

I'm sure I could generate some more of these, but I'll leave that to someone else.
 
Not kid appropriate or a knock knock joke but had to say it:

Why was the light switch mad?

Because someone flipped him off!
 
Trace keep going lol the second one was actually funny enough to make me laugh lol.
And thanks Melissa, unfortunately it has to be child friendly but that is funny for me.
Keep them coming
 
i hope you like it !!!

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
No, seriously, it's just me. I am telling a knock knock joke.
 
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