I just thought this was funny...
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CharlieCharmingo
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It's true because my other Beardie Jane likes to sit on top of the couch which would technically be the middle of the room. It's like they've created some reptile hierarchy in the house.
CharlieCharmingo
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It probably went like this:
Tony: Hi we're here to talk about the house situation-
Junior: Is there going to be hornworms, Jane said there'd be hornworms.
Jane: I didn't say that...but can we make this fast I've got this shed around my eyes that's driving me mad.
Tony: As head of the house hold I think it's fair that I should get all the high places. Curtains, shelves, plugs behind the tv, etc.
Junior: Hang on, I like the warmth behind the tv just as much as you ANTHONY.
Tony: Yes, but can you climb back up to the curtains from there like I can? No. So...
Jane: So the back of the tv is neautral.
Junior: Thanks for sticking up for me Jane.
Jane: Just because we used to share a cage together doesn't mean I like you.
(Junior head bob, head bob)
Jane: (Said boredly) Boys.
Tony: Can we stick to the topic please Romeo and Juliet.
Jane: Ha.Ha.
Junior: Alright I get the ground. That's the whole living room and the den room and under the table. And you, Tony, may only use it to get from one point to the other.
Tony: Fine. Jane?
Jane: Junior's an idiot. The floor is too cold for my belly. I'll take the couches and all the beds.
Unison: Deal.
Tony: And the cat has agreed to stay outside or nap while we're out.
Junior: Great get the hornworms.
Scene.
Yea probably something like that lol.
Tony: Hi we're here to talk about the house situation-
Junior: Is there going to be hornworms, Jane said there'd be hornworms.
Jane: I didn't say that...but can we make this fast I've got this shed around my eyes that's driving me mad.
Tony: As head of the house hold I think it's fair that I should get all the high places. Curtains, shelves, plugs behind the tv, etc.
Junior: Hang on, I like the warmth behind the tv just as much as you ANTHONY.
Tony: Yes, but can you climb back up to the curtains from there like I can? No. So...
Jane: So the back of the tv is neautral.
Junior: Thanks for sticking up for me Jane.
Jane: Just because we used to share a cage together doesn't mean I like you.
(Junior head bob, head bob)
Jane: (Said boredly) Boys.
Tony: Can we stick to the topic please Romeo and Juliet.
Jane: Ha.Ha.
Junior: Alright I get the ground. That's the whole living room and the den room and under the table. And you, Tony, may only use it to get from one point to the other.
Tony: Fine. Jane?
Jane: Junior's an idiot. The floor is too cold for my belly. I'll take the couches and all the beds.
Unison: Deal.
Tony: And the cat has agreed to stay outside or nap while we're out.
Junior: Great get the hornworms.
Scene.
Yea probably something like that lol.
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