Ha! I am a member of the club. Do we rate a subforum?
Our Guido was in love with my left hand. I had to be very careful around him in order to avoid his advances. We bought him a rainbow chameleon beanie baby. he worked her over for 2 days. Didn't like the fuzz. Next we tried stuffing a green garden glove and placing it in his free range. That worked better. Finally we gave in and got him a real live female veiled. He came crashing out of his trees like King Kong. After that my left hand was safe and happy.