Bring Chris to Anaheim!!!

P7090172.jpg

Look at this guy… So eager to help, so excited to travel, but not any money to do so.

In an effort to get him to the Anaheim NARBC show next month, we’ve decided to start a fund raiser to pay for his plane ticket. For your donations, Chris will offer a wide variety of services ranging from in depth help with chameleon related issues, down to showing up at your central Florida doorstep with a smile on his face and a shovel in his hand ready to help dig a hole in your yard. Any amounts are great, but donations from $25 and up will get you a photo of Chris holding a sign (at the show) with your name on it, thanking you personally. We will take individual photos for each of these donations in different parts of the show for each person (you can even request a photo to be taken in front of “X Booth”), and you can arrange Chris to make any expression you wish, or with anyone at the show, and photos will be posted right here on this thread.

Alternatively, any of you single ladies looking for a date this weekend, feel free to donate. A donation of $50 with this request will get you a date with this batchelor on either Friday or Saturday night.

To submit your donation, touch base with either Chris or myself. Time is of the essence, as we’ve gotta buy a ticket within a week or so to get a decent rate. We’re looking for a total around $350-400, and once he’s in Anaheim, I will house and feed him. Thanks for your cooperation and donations!
 
Ty,
I was just wondering what the menu for the weekend will be?

Chris has had a couple of bouts with Carbon Monoxide and he could use a little pick me up.

Example: "Tyler can you pick me up at the Vegas Airport." -Chris

Help the little guy get to California. I will donate $25 to the cause. Keep the donations coming.
 
C_STYLE_ANDERSON.jpg

Chris might be a rugged adventurer, but look how nicely he cleans up! Come on, ladies!

I don't get to see my cousin nearly enough since we have always lived on opposite sides of the world. I can put $25 on it and he could crash out at my house too, no worries.
 
Boy howdy... That Tyler... Always take'n in poor lost creatures... I'll kick in $25. At least he is going to feed the poor little fella... Hmmmm; is he going to fly into Vegas? Maybe Darci will kick in some too if he is willing to take on the pond job for her :D.
 
Is that David Hasselhoff? :eek:

No, this is not "the Hoff," but he swims like him and romances just like the real thing (so I hear). The ticket prices are slightly lower than expected, so we're looking for something around $300 for a total, and we're 1/3rd there. He is also still available Friday and Saturday nights for any of you lonely ladies looking for love. You can even take him home with you, because with us, he's sleeping on the floor LOL.
 
He is also still available Friday and Saturday nights for any of you lonely ladies looking for love. You can even take him home with you, because with us, he's sleeping on the floor LOL.

You should change the title into " Auction: Chris the Hoffs" highest bidder gets it all!!!LOL:p
 
Hey, if this is really going to go down could someone please let me know where to send this money? I guess I could just send it directly to Chris, but what method are you guys using?
 
Just touch base with Chris to pay, as well as to issue your demands... Feel free to direct him to do anything you want while at the show. If it's too weird that I'm embarrassed, he'll just have to do it without Mike or I. I'm still hoping he gets a date or two out of this...

You should change the title into " Auction: Chris the Hoffs" highest bidder gets it all!!!LOL:p

I think we're lowering the standards a little bit, so pretty much anyone that contributes is in charge of him over the weekend.

-As a side note, in the situation that he doesn't end up going, any and all money paid will be refunded in full.
 
Last edited:
Because I am such a nice guy, I will donate $25 under the following conditions:
  1. Chris and party must display a sign that reads the following:
    Longhorn Football #1
    Texas > USC

  2. The sign must be easily readable by all ages from a minimum 25'.

  3. No other signs or displays of any kind from Chris or his associates can contradict the above statement for the full duration of the Anaheim show.

  4. Three photos are required of Chris and party displaying the sign inside the Anaheim show. Each photo must have a different populated background and be directly in front of a retail table. One photo must contain someone wearing a pink hat.

  5. You must receive at least three comments about the sign from an unknown person before your obligation is complete. Please report back with those comments.
 
Because I am such a nice guy, I will donate $25 under the following conditions:
  1. Chris and party must display a sign that reads the following:
    Longhorn Football #1
    Texas > USC
  2. The sign must be easily readable by all ages from a minimum 25'.
  3. No other signs or displays of any kind from Chris or his associates can contradict the above statement for the full duration of the Anaheim show.
  4. Three photos are required of Chris and party displaying the sign inside the Anaheim show. Each photo must have a different populated background and be directly in front of a retail table. One photo must contain someone wearing a pink hat.
  5. You must receive at least three comments about the sign from an unknown person before your obligation is complete. Please report back with those comments.

That's the kinda list I'm looking for... Still waiting to hear back from the other contributors with a list of demands. I'm sure Chad's will be good LOL... Yes, Cham Girl, this thread is for real, and we're getting close to coming up with enough to complete it. A few more donations is all we need...

PS. Brad, you take full responsibility if Chris or any of us get beat up over the sign, right?
 
$75 to go... Talking to Chris yesterday, I think I'm going to be the one actually buying the ticket... If you want to PayPal the $25 amount to me ([email protected]) that would work.... Still waiting for other donations, as well as request lists from anyone that hasn't requested anything.... And Chris is still free both nights (ladies...?).
 
Ok thanks. Chris won't be shacked up with any ladies, at least, not with us... There's 4 of us sharing a room that I paid for, and only Mike and I get beds (and he's married), so if anyone ends up shacking up with a girl in that room, it better be me!

LOL... I can't wait for that weekend, it's gonna be so fun :)
 
Where is Chris coming from? This could effect my demands and I will put up $25, maybe more if he lives near Philly.
 
Back
Top Bottom