For $500 I’ll personally customize for you a vintage Casio calculator watch, from my local goodwill, with a chameleon painting. If my kids still has gold tempura paint left over, I’ll use that for the spines, at no cost to you. Free shipping in the continental USA, with tracking and insurance...
Dang… my spouse is curious why anyone would want to talk chameleons with me. 🤷🏽🤣. She might not understand, but is secretly happy to find some Netflix time.