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To be a chameleon, or not to be a chameleon? that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the lizard mind to suffer the flinging tongue and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to climb my cage and take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep no more, and by a sleep...

Have you ever felt like your whole life you just lived in a cage. Like you were completely out of control of your own destiny. Like you were some "animal" programmed to eat, and work, and screw, and blah blah blah blah blah. Every day the same old routine. I mean jeeze take me on a walk or...

My chameleon was looking over my shoulder as I was typing pithy responses to some friends I had online, on some forums I frequent, not chameleon forums, other stuff. any way she thought some of the stuff was pretty hilarious, but there was this thing about a chameleon wearing a tiny sombrero...

RBFS, or resting bitchface syndrome is real. Some lizards and people have it. Sometimes it makes you look cool like Dirty Harry or Vin Diesel. Like you are bad. Other times it makes people all like "what's wrong with you." All the time, or "are you depressed" or "I'm leaving, my lawyer will call...

I had some real funny things to post about being a husband for a prolonged period of time, so I find it elitist, and non-democratic, not to mention just downright nasty to disallow comment on this thread.

Me: Oh chameleo, chameleo, Wherefore art thou chameleo Deny thy father and Refuse thy name, Or if thou wilt not Be sworn my love, And I'll no longer post as the veiled prophet. Delta(my chameleon): Do I have to listen to more of this, or are you funna shut up?! Me: Tis but that...

When the April day is now at an end And the heat lamp turns of on the veiled chameleon And the crickets digesting in silence they sleep Will this post garner complaints about the cage that I keep Will they say "oh no heat lamps that just isn't right," "And just how many crickets was that 3 or...