junglefries
Avid Member
Has the 70 year old lady heard about todays retirement homes? Hook up city! Did she really say she was too old for that? I think she was just hittin' on you specifically absolutbill!!! 
Bridge anyone?
Bridge anyone?
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absolutbill
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We've got plenty of retirement homes down here. She was traveling with her brother and his wife, and really got a kick out of conversation.
Not that she couldn't be a lesbian, but I'm a girl My husband came up with the name when he signed me up for the forums and after 5+ years it's not worth it to try to change it
Not that she couldn't be a lesbian, but I'm a girl
My husband came up with the name when he signed me up for the forums and after 5+ years it's not worth it to try to change it 
Psychobunny
Avid Member
this is one I had last night with my husband as we were sitting on the porch looking at our rose bushes
him: I am going to cut that rosebush down
me: why ?
him : its infested with aphids
me: yes, I know
him: well, then why don't you want me to cut it down, they will only spread to the other bushes
me: that's what I hope
him: what, why ?
me : FEEDERS HONEY, FEEDERS
he just shook his head, did not seem to share the same joy in aphids as I
Tell your husband he needs to put out some mantis ootheca's.
That way, he will fall for it, and you will have even MORE feeders
Baksmurf
New Member
I had the opportunity for a great one the other day via text. Unfortunately it ended before it got started.
*text to me from unknown #* Hey, my man and I was wondering if you did overnights?
Never took the bait when I said occasionally.
Lord knows what they were in search of. Overnight pet/baby sitter? DD? Dog walker?
*text to me from unknown #* Hey, my man and I was wondering if you did overnights?
Never took the bait when I said occasionally.
Lord knows what they were in search of. Overnight pet/baby sitter? DD? Dog walker?
Lathis
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Overheard at the office
Coworker 1: Well, at least it's six of one, half dozen of the other.
Coworker 2: What do you have six of?
Coworker 1: No, it's a saying.
Coworker 2: What is?
Coworker 1: Six of one, half dozen of the other. It means that it's equal.
Coworker 2: Eggs?
Coworker 1: What? No, no eggs.
Coworker 1: Well, at least it's six of one, half dozen of the other.
Coworker 2: What do you have six of?
Coworker 1: No, it's a saying.
Coworker 2: What is?
Coworker 1: Six of one, half dozen of the other. It means that it's equal.
Coworker 2: Eggs?
Coworker 1: What? No, no eggs.
Lathis
Chameleon Enthusiast
Today:
Me: I just read that only 16% of people admit to peeing in the shower. Isn't that weird?
Hubby: That's totally weird. Who pees in the shower?
Me: Yeah... That's what I meant... Weirdos.
Hubby: Do you pee in the shower? That's my shower too! Don't pee in my shower!
Me: Stop trying to make this about me!
(And then I literally ran out of the room.)
Me: I just read that only 16% of people admit to peeing in the shower. Isn't that weird?
Hubby: That's totally weird. Who pees in the shower?
Me: Yeah... That's what I meant... Weirdos.
Hubby: Do you pee in the shower? That's my shower too! Don't pee in my shower!
Me: Stop trying to make this about me!
(And then I literally ran out of the room.)
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