Chameleon Jokes!

ChameleonNerd said:

stop rolling your eyes

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ChameleonNerd said:

stop rolling your eyes

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Solid Snake said:

I laughed

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andallthatjazz said:

Not really a joke, but I love it!

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LeoM said:

http://predictable-much.tumblr.com/post/1115283475/9gag-poker-is-not-a-popular-game-among

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ataraxia said:

sorry this is not chameleon related but you might just get that kick you need to stay up all night!

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Salty said:

So the first chameleon walks into a bar......

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solid snake said:

xd
hahahaha!

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PantherEnvy said:

1. Why did the chameleon go on a diet? It weighed too much for its scales!

2.
" A precious little girl walks into a LLL pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle cwickets?
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, Do you want a widdle bwown cwicket or a thoft and fuwwy bwack cwicket?
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, I don't fink my pet chameleon weally gives a thit."

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