You know you have a Chameleon if.....

Ok so I tired sreaching for this and didnt find it so I thought it would be fun to see what everyone has to say.

You know you a Chameleon if...

1. You have better fed bugs in your house than you
2. You dont have just one
3. You check temps more than you did when your actual children were young

When the cricket count in your bedroom goes below 500 and you can't sleep

When your boy friend is PO'd because a an escaped cricket is chirping (really loudly...as in right now!) under a heavy dresser and there's no way to get to it

When you have a whole room in your house devoted to insects and insect breeding projects... ,

When you always stop at Home Depot's plant section because you see plants that would be great for expanding the free-range... ,

When you don't go on vacation because you can't find a suitable chamsitter,

When a family member catches an insect and asks, "Is this one of yours?" ,

When you cry everytime you walk past Petco's reptile section...

When you get annoyed at and correct anyone who references chameleons changing colors like the one in Tangled...

Your entire house looks like a jungle.

Pascal in Tangled drives you bonkers for these reasons:



Feeds the color changing myths and is referenced as male when he is clearly anatomically female -.-

Lol I love these. I have already started correcting people when they say arent those the ones that change all kinds of colors. I work in the vape industry e-cigs and I have to tell everyone about the new baby. Some are very interested, others look at me like Im crazy lol.

...you have a separate account for just supplies and medical contingencies.

...your loved one says, "you love that thing more than me," and you get upset because they referenced them as a "thing".

...when at other people's houses, you give them tips on plant maintenance and/or repair.

...standbyers think you're the crazy lady who talks to plants and trees (but in actually, your chameleon's just free-ranging)