Random Topic: What things you are stupidly proud of?

Yes, I know the title is not grammatically correct...which is ironic because I am very proud of my grammar... which is also ironic because that's not actually an example of irony.

What are the silly or stupid things that you have done/made/won of which you are disproportionately proud? I'll get us started.

Back in nineteen-dickety-doo (we had to say "dickety" cuz the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty"), I won the 7th grade spelling bee. (When I moved into my first apartment, I got rid of the trophy. Biggest regret of my life.) I can't remember the final word, but here is a selection of the words I do remember:

vulcanization
cabinetry
chary
fanciful

Hint: We know you are proud of your college degree, your children are your greatest joy, blah blah blah. Make it funny!

When I was younger I was very proud that I could swear in 14 different languages - while I still find that that ability still comes in handy - I would rather much rather have the ability to spell .....

I can whistle really loud. Like glass breaking loud.... Drives my husband nuts when I can hail a cab from a mile away.