A few wrestling tips from our pro

MEET THE THE PRO:

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AND HIS HAPLESS OPPONENT:

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NOW- FOR THE LESSON



TIP #1: GRAB YOUR OPPONENT BY THE JAW, LIKE THIS. SEE?

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TIP #2: SPREAD YOUR LEGS TO CENTER YOUR BALANCE, THEN PLACE YOUR RIGHT HAND (SORRY, PAW) ON THE SHOULDER BLADES, LIKE SO, WHILE MAINTAINING THAT GRIP ON THE JAW WITH THE LEFT PAW. SIMPLE.

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TIP #3: NOW THIS ONE'S A LITTLE TRICKY. THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE IN ONE SMOOTH MOTION.

SHIFT YOUR WEIGHT ONTO THE RIGHT PAW THAT IS RESTING ON THE SHOULDER BLADES AND SLIDE YOUR LEFT HAND FROM THE JAWLINE TO THE BACK WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY GRASPING THE FACE WITH YOUR LEFT FOOT. REMEMBER TO KEEP THAT RIGHT FOOT GROUNDED ON THE MAT.

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TIP #4: FINALLY, HOLD THIS POSITION FOR SEVERAL MINUTES WHILE WHISTLING "IKARI NO JYUSHIN LYGER" BY YUMI HIROKI.

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HAHAHAHAHAH! that is too freaking funny! I read the title im like wtf are they posting on the chameleon forums. That was by far the best post I have read all day!
 
More people need to see this. I almost didnt click it because i dont like wrestling but I assumed it had chams in it. Glad I did. +rep :)
 
I think I may have to invest in a Melleri if this is the case!:p

We should keep the wrestlers in the same weight class. We can't have a mellers against pardalis but we could put one up against a parsons in a heavy weight battle. Maybe two different pygmies for lightweights, etc.
 
We should keep the wrestlers in the same weight class. We can't have a mellers against pardalis but we could put one up against a parsons in a heavy weight battle. Maybe two different pygmies for lightweights, etc.

lol... How about jousting for jacksons?
 
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