The truth about cats & dogs.......


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Some self-evident truths about pets...

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, cats shred.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life.

We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

cute :p im a dog person myself, i dont think i would enjoy keeping a cat. However i think reptiles at the moment are my primary love, though i would one day love a dog.
Haha, that seems more logical lol.

I like cats but i'm definately more of a dog person ( 3rd one on its way soon ).
I might be getting a Bengal kitten off a friend soon though - should be interesting with the dogs lol.
I would like a cat one day. But supposedly I have too many pets atm so w/e. I'll eventually own a zoo of my own muwhahaha. And it's true that dogs tend to adore the owner, at least mine does.
why not love all creatures i have just lost my boxer so we went and got a puppy boxer i also have a cham a cali king snake 4 rabbits 2 fish and my family love them all
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