Lathis-My CCOTD

Just because I enjoy these so much I would like to share my crazy conversation of the day.

Male coworker: So I went on a pedicab beer tasting tour a couple of days ago.
Me: Cool, did you have a good time?
Male coworker: Yeah, bought a groupon for it.
Me: How many stops did you make?
Male coworker: Five. Definitely interesting being taken around in a cart with someone on a bike pedaling us around.
Female coworker: So someone on a bike pulled you guys around?
Male coworker: yeah
Female coworker: What did they pull you in?
Male coworker: It's like a rickshaw?
Female coworker: What is a richshaw?
Me: Kind of like a carriage but smaller.
Female coworker (at male coworker): Was there a horse involved?

I have so many good CCOTD from this coworker, bless her heart

Hahahaha! Love it! I have conversations like this every day. In my building, there is this one lady that the deli guy and I always laugh about. Over seven years in this building, I have literally heard this conversation 100 times:

Deli guy: Welcome, what can I get for you today?
Lady: Today, I'll try the cranberry turkey (or ham and cheese, or whatever she picks)
Guy: Lettuce, tomato, and pickle as usual?
Lady: No, I want pickles... And lettuce... And tomatoes.
Guy: Mayo?
Lady: No thanks.
Guy: Here you go!
Lady: Oh! Any chance I could get a little mayo on that?

Every single time.

Here's one from today (wherein I am the crazy party). Note: I have one of those chameleon tape dispensers that I modded to look like my Jax.
https://www.chameleonforums.com/thats-better-129571/

Coworker: Can I borrow your tape?
Me: You mean "Tapezilla"?
Coworker: Nevermind.